Dear Meat is a fabulous blog I stumbled upon, where users submit their imaginary letters to people or inanimate objects. I think it’s a really cathartic experience and let’s you get everything off your chest in a witty way without offending anyone. Here’s one of the gems but you just gotta read them all.
Stop slightly trembling whenever I try to take a decent picture with my camera! You guys ruin everything!!
– A not so good photographer
It inspired me to do one to express all my thoughts to Facebook’s Farmville.
I am so glad I broke up with you. It was hard too. You kept sending me so many requests, even after we broke up. I saw no alternative but to block you. It was fun while it lasted – the harvesting of the crops, the buying of the cows, the sending of the gifts. But the day came when I knew I had to let go. I was too obsessed with you and I’m sure you knew it too.
You were manipulative, teasing me with new faster growing crops yielding more profit, new animals like reindeer and a christmas trees with loads of present. That was cruel. I realized you were making me so materialistic. It was all about getting more profits so that I could buy bigger and bigger farmhouses. In the end I just had to go cold turkey (pardon the pun), and let all the crops wither and leave the sheep unsheared.
I still can’t believe I wasted a whole chunk of my life on you. But I have to admit, it was fun decorating.